Stop Being a Dick Mail Prank
$4.99
This is the original “Stop Being a Dick” Mail—100% Anonymous. No branding. Add-ons available. Simply the best. We Ship Quick!
Send a clear and humorous message to someone with our “Stop Being a Dick” letter! This playful note features a cartoon depiction of a dick, serving as a lighthearted yet poignant reminder to anyone who might be acting out of line.
It’s a fun, non-confrontational way to tell someone to tone down their behavior and brighten their day. It is ideal for friends, colleagues, or anyone who needs a little nudge to remember the nicer side of life.
We craft a professional and humorous image on standard letter-size paper. The letter is shipped in a high-quality security envelope that’s opaque to keep the contents hidden. We also hand-write the address to disguise the mail further.
The recipient will be unmistakably pranked upon opening, realizing they’ve been sent a memorable message. Just provide a name and address, and we handle the rest. We’ll ensure your prank is delivered with the desired impact while keeping your identity secret.
- 8.5 x 11-inch premium white paper.
- High-quality security envelope.
- Handwritten address.
- Discreet and anonymous.
- Handwritten custom message inside. (optional)
- Add glitter or confetti for extra fun.
- Ready-to-send dick-shaped confetti.
Who do you know that needs to stop being a DICK?
*Actual “Stop Being a Dick” prank will not have a watermark or branding.
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How to Mail a “Stop Being a Dick Letter.”
Here’s our step-by-step guide on how to send someone a dick letter by mail. Simple. Easy. Quick.
Step 1: Decide who needs a little love and attitude adjustment.
Step 2: Select a custom sticker for the outside of the tube to further throw off your victim.
Step 3: Choose more prank power to add passion to your “Don’t Be a Dick” message.
Step 4: You can add a personal note to claim credit for your thoughtful gift or leave it blank to remain 100% anonymous.
Step 5: Click “Add to Cart,” confirm your order, provide us an address, and pay us a little bit of money.
Step 6: That’s it! We handle the rest and will send you a confirmation email when your message has been shipped!
We’ll deliver your prank anonymously unless you want to add a custom note.
Who do you know that needs to stop being a dick?
Don't Be a Dick Mail
The "Stop Being a Dick" letter brings a humorous twist to an old admonishment, transforming it into the perfect prank. This playful phrase, typically a casual reminder to behave better, is now your secret weapon for light-hearted mischief sent directly through the mail in complete anonymity.
Presented on premium 8" by 11" paper, the high-quality print of our friendly but firm reminder ensures your point is humorously clear. As the recipient puzzles over the sender, you get to enjoy their baffled reaction.
This gag gift is designed for those who enjoy a chuckle. It's ideal for nudging friends, frenemies, or anyone needing a little reminder about their behavior. It's suitable for all occasions—whether as a joke, for a birthday, or just because.
Who Can You Send a Dick Mail Prank to?
Here are some ideas on who and why you may want to send a dick prank to:
- Friends
- Frenemies
- It's simple and different
- As a joke
- Birthday wishes
- Special events
- They'll never forget it
- Because they're acting like a dick
- To let them know you're thinking of them
- Why not?
Why Send a "Don't Be a Dick" Letter?
It's a fun, memorable way to make a statement. This phrase has always been a straightforward nudge towards better social etiquette, but it is now repackaged into a delightful prank.
You can enhance your prank with options like glitter or confetti, ensuring the recipient's day is unforgettable and filled with laughter. After all, what better way to show you're thinking of them than with a playful yet poignant message delivered to their mailbox?
If sending a stop being a dick prank letter is not your style, consider sending Middle Finger Mail, Funny Prank Letter, or even a Glitter Bomb Envelope to make their day. Nothing says "I Love You" like being covered in glitter.
Why are Dicks so Funny?
The humor surrounding penises, or "dicks," can be traced back through various cultural and historical contexts. Generally, this type of humor often stems from the unexpectedness and taboo nature of sexual content, which can elicit surprise and laughter.
Additionally, phallic symbols have been prominent in many cultures, from ancient fertility rituals to modern jests, often symbolizing virility and strength.
In contemporary society, the humor also comes from using the penis as a symbol of foolishness or incompetence, playing on social discomfort with sexuality and nudity.
This humor challenges social norms and can be a light-hearted way to address more serious topics.
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Reach out to us through our contact page if you aren’t entirely pleased with your prank mail, and we will respond to you as soon as possible. We will do our absolute best to make it right. We want you to know that your complete satisfaction is guaranteed.
Disclaimer: The products on this site are meant to be gag gifts for adults. They are designed to create laughter and should not be sent with harmful intentions. Please do not place an order if you believe sending a product from this site could potentially harm someone. You are responsible for using this site for its intended purpose, as a joke.
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Jarrett G. –
I sent this to my boss; I think it might have actually worked. 😆