Don’t Be a Dick Mail Prank
$4.99
This is the original “Stop Being a Dick” Mail—100% Anonymous. No branding. Add-ons available. Simply the best. We Ship Quick!
Two Options: “Don’t Be a Dick” and “Stop Being a Dick.”
Send a clear and humorous message to someone with our “Stop Being a Dick” letter! This playful note features a cartoon depiction of a dick, serving as a lighthearted yet poignant reminder to anyone who might be acting out of line.
It’s a fun, non-confrontational way to tell someone to tone down their behavior and brighten their day. It is ideal for friends, colleagues, or anyone who needs a little nudge to remember the nicer side of life.
We craft a professional and humorous image on standard letter-size paper. The letter is shipped in a high-quality security envelope that’s opaque to keep the contents hidden. We also hand-write the address to disguise the mail further.
The recipient will be unmistakably pranked upon opening, realizing they’ve been sent a memorable message. Just provide a name and address, and we handle the rest. We’ll ensure your prank is delivered with the desired impact while keeping your identity secret.
- 8.5 x 11-inch premium white paper.
- No branding anywhere.
- High-quality security envelope.
- Handwritten address.
- Discreet and anonymous.
- Handwritten custom message inside. (optional)
- Add glitter and custom confetti for extra power.
- Ready-to-send dick-shaped confetti available.
Who do you know that needs to stop being a DICK?
*Actual “Stop Being a Dick” and “Don’t Be a Dick” prank will NOT have a watermark or branding.
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How to Mail a “Stop Being a Dick Letter.”
Here’s our step-by-step guide on how to send someone a dick letter by mail. Simple. Easy. Quick.
Step 1: Decide who needs a little love and attitude adjustment.
Step 2: Select a custom sticker for the outside of the tube to further throw off your victim.
Step 3: Choose more prank power to add passion to your “Don’t Be a Dick” message.
Step 4: You can add a personal note to claim credit for your thoughtful gift or leave it blank to remain 100% anonymous.
Step 5: Click “Add to Cart,” confirm your order, provide us an address, and pay us a little bit of money.
Step 6: That’s it! We handle the rest and will send you a confirmation email when your message has been shipped!
We’ll deliver your prank anonymously unless you want to add a custom note.
Who do you know that needs to stop being a dick?
3 reviews for Don’t Be a Dick Mail Prank
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Satisfaction Guaranteed!
Reach out to us through our contact page if you aren’t entirely pleased with your prank mail, and we will respond to you as soon as possible. We will do our absolute best to make it right. We want you to know that your complete satisfaction is guaranteed.
Disclaimer: The products on this site are meant to be gag gifts for adults. They are designed to create laughter and should not be sent with harmful intentions. Please do not place an order if you believe sending a product from this site could potentially harm someone. You are responsible for using this site for its intended purpose, as a joke.
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Jace –
Perfect, just what I was looking for!
Charlie –
Quick shipping, thanks! sure i’ll use again
Jarrett G. –
I sent this to my boss; I think it might have actually worked. 😆