Middle Finger Mail Prank
$4.99
Limited Time: Christmas Version Available! 🎄
This is the one and only “Middle Finger Mail.” No imitations. Completely anonymous, no branding. Special features available. It’s the best there is. We Ship Quick!
The middle finger is the international symbol for telling someone to “F*** OFF” or “I Love You.” Our middle finger prank will let you send the bird to anyone you choose, discretely and anonymously. There is no branding whatsoever.
We will send a professionally created, beautiful middle finger printed on standard letter-size paper. Your middle finger prank is shipped using a high-quality security envelope so the recipient cannot see through it. We also handwrite the address to confuse them further. This mail prank will NOT look like just another piece of junk mail.
When you’re friend or enemy opens up the envelope, there will be no question they’ve just become the butt of the perfect prank.
All you have to do is give us a name and address and let us take care of the rest. We’ll ensure they get the bird they deserve and do it discreetly and anonymously.
- 8.5 x 11-inch premium white paper.
- High-quality security envelope.
- Handwritten address.
- Discreet and anonymous.
- Handwritten custom message inside. (optional)
- Add glitter or confetti for extra fun.
- Ready-to-send dick-shaped confetti.
Who do you know that needs a middle finger in their life?
*Actual middle finger prank will not have a watermark or branding.
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How to Send Middle Finger Mail to Someone
Step-by-step guide on how to send someone a middle finger mail prank anonymously. Simple. Easy. Quick.
Step 1: Decide who will be the recipient of your lovely gift.
Step 2: Select the bird you’d like to send.
Step 3: Pick a sticker to throw off your victim even further. Placed by the address on the outside of the envelope.
Step 4: Add more prank power if you want to take your middle finger prank to the next level.
Step 5: You can add a personal note if you would like to take credit for your gracious gift. Or leave it blank for it to be 100% anonymous.
Step 6: Click “Add to Cart,” confirm your order, provide an address, and pay us a little bit of money.
Step 7: That’s it! We’ll take care of the rest and send you a confirmation email when your middle finger prank is shipped!
We’ll deliver your prank anonymously unless you want to take credit within your custom note.
Who will be the first to receive a middle finger prank from you?
Middle Finger Prank Mail
The middle finger is the longest finger on your hand and is the most common way to say "hello" in New York. It's also considered an obscene hand gesture and, when properly delivered, can be funny. Giving someone the bird is also the international symbol for telling someone to "shove it up their a**" or to "F*** OFF." The proper way to flip someone off is by extending your arm straight out and presenting a closed fist with the middle finger extended upwards; in some areas, it's also proper to extend the thumb.
Limited Time: Middle Finger Mail Christmas Version Available! 🎄
You can now send the middle finger anonymously to anyone. We have a beautiful, high-quality middle finger printed on an 8" by 11" piece of paper, sure to let your friend or enemy know they've been PRANKED! You can sit back and watch as they pull their hair out, trying to figure out who sent it to them.
The middle finger prank is the perfect novelty gift for the guy or girl who has everything. Our product is intended as a novelty gag gift, not a tool for hate or maliciousness. With that in mind, you can send one to friends, fr-enemies, or just about anyone you can think of, whether they deserve it or not.
Who Can You Send the Middle Finger Prank to?
Here are some ideas on who and why you may want to send a long-distance bird to:
- Friends
- Frenemies
- As a loving Christmas present
- It's simple and different
- As a joke
- Birthday wishes
- Special events
- They'll never forget it
- Because they deserve it
- To let them know you're thinking of them
- Why not?
Middle Finger History
There are many theories on how this obscene gesture originated. Some historians say it originated between French and British soldiers during medieval times. The French would cut off the fingers of enemy archers so they couldn't pull back the string on a bow. New British archers, fresh to the battlefield, would taunt French soldiers by extending their middle finger towards them to let them know they had not been captured and were able to fight.
In modern culture, "flipping someone off" or "giving them the bird" is often an easy way to end a conversation. Friends often jokingly give each other the bird or finger to say, "Gotcha!" When it comes down to it, the middle finger can be used to communicate between friends and enemies in several different ways.
If sending a bird by mail is not your style, consider sending a Stop Being a Dick Mail, Spring-Loaded Glitter Bomb, or even a Glitter Bomb Envelope to make their day. Nothing says "I Love You" like being covered in glitter.
Here's just about everything you ever wanted to know about the middle finger here.
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36 reviews for Middle Finger Mail Prank
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Satisfaction Guaranteed!
Reach out to us through our contact page if you aren’t entirely pleased with your prank mail, and we will respond to you as soon as possible. We will do our absolute best to make it right. We want you to know that your complete satisfaction is guaranteed.
Disclaimer: The products on this site are meant to be gag gifts for adults. They are designed to create laughter and should not be sent with harmful intentions. Please do not place an order if you believe sending a product from this site could potentially harm someone. You are responsible for using this site for its intended purpose, as a joke.
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anonymous –
Got what he deserved, thanks!!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
This will be so worth it. I just wish I was there to see it all unfold..
anonymous –
Have used several times, finally leaving a review. No better way to send the bird by mail.
anonymous –
Sent the double barrel to my ex. Hope his new girlfriend opened it.
Mic –
I bought 7 of these for all my friends for Christmas. Every single one of them were received and delivered quickly. They’re legit
Jonathan (verified owner) –
Best Christmas card idea ever! Loved watching my roommate open it
Jimmy L. –
Sent the double barrel to my friend. He thought it was the best birthday present he ever received.
Landon L. –
Sent one to my sister that’s always pulling pranks on me. I got it out of the mailbox when it arrived. Didn’t look like junk mail at all. They did a great job and I got to watch my sister clean up glitter in the kitchen. Ha!
Louis A. –
Great company fast shipping! Will use again.
Tina H. –
Sent one to my bFF. I opted for the glitter and sp*** confetti. She thought it was pretty funny and said that she will be picking little spe*** out of her carpet forever.
Anonymous –
Have used this company to send several birds, yet to disappoint me.
Anonymous –
The only negative is that I wish I could have seen my ex’s face when she opened this!
anonymous –
Literally the best $5 I ever spent. I will def need to send another in the near future. People make me angry!
anonymous –
MY BOSS IS P*****! He is not letting this go, it’s been a week now. He apparently can’t take a joke. What do I do?
Anonymous –
Worked as planned. The finger arrived timely, and as expected. Many thanks.
Jamie H. –
Ordered for April Fool’s Day. Shipped quick, on time, and worked great! Added glitter and confetti, was worth it. Thanks!
Clinton L. –
This is an outstanding way to play a prank on another prankster without then knowing who did it.
Anonymous –
The idea of the recipient’s face when he received this is worth everything to me. Wish there was a tiny camera in there to record his reaction when he had tiny d*** confetti all over him.
Paul B. –
Great Middle Finger Prank and my brother got a good laugh.
Cody B –
Shipped next day but never arrived. Contacted best pranks (great customer service) and they made it right for me immediately. Changed my review from a 1 star. Company stood behind their satisfaction guarantee.
Rachel S. –
The best way to send a long-distance bird in the mail! People p***ing me off all the time. Will be sending more in the future I’m sure.
Anonymous –
Excellent went down quickly and easily. He got his middle finger, and there was glitter everywhere!
Malia B. –
Loved the look on his face when he opened this!
Janson –
Was really anonymous. my boss has no idea!
Anonymous –
Easy to order and arrived quickly.
Anonymous –
Was 1 star changed to 4 stars after dealing with company. Had an issue with the delivery of my order. Contacted them, and they made it right with no problems.
Leanna Y. –
Great service and quick shipping. My friend laughed her a** off. The only negative is you should offer a female middle finger, also.
Linda –
It was so funny my friend sent me a picture is so worth it!
Anonymous –
Will use again!
Scott E. –
This is great! Sit-N-Spin Mudder Humper!!!!!
Jack M. –
This just proves people will buy anything to mess up someone’s day.
Stephen –
$5 to send someone the bird? Where do I sign?
Karen K. –
You can’t get anymore passive-aggressive than this! I want to send one to everyone of my co-workers at the same time.
Christopher –
Sent this to my ex-girlfriend and she tried to sit on it… 🙂
David K –
OMG, this is the funniest sh*t ever!
Linda P. –
I know a couple guys that deserve this right now – Take MY MONEY!!