Eat a Bag of Dicks Mail Prank
Original price was: $23.99.$19.99Current price is: $19.99.
Are you looking to make a bold statement or have a bit of fun with a friend—or maybe a foe? Send them a bag of large, delicious “bag of dicks” with style and humor.
Don’t let our pricing fool you. Our “Eat a Dick Mail Prank” includes free shipping with tracking so you can monitor your prank from dispatch to delivery. To enhance the surprise, add a personal message, increase the prank level, or place a misleading sticker on the envelope.
We handle the delivery discreetly and anonymously. Your details will not be disclosed on the packaging, ensuring the recipient has no idea who the sender is—unless you reveal your identity in the optional personal note.
Each order is sent with a playful note that tells the recipient to “Eat a Bag Of Dicks!” Will they take a bite? Chances are, they just might!
Who do you know that deserves to eat a bag of dicks?
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How to Mail a Bag of Dicks to Someone
Step-by-step guide on how to send someone a bag of dicks anonymously. Simple. Easy. Quick.
Step 1: Decide who will be the recipient of your gift of love.
Step 2: Pick a sticker to throw your victim off the trail. The sticker is placed by the address on the outside of the envelope.
Step 3: Add more prank power to take your prank mail to the next level.
Step 4: Add a personal note if you would like to take credit for your precious gift. Or leave it blank for it to be 100% anonymous.
Step 5: Click “Add to Cart,” confirm your order, provide a shipping address, and pay us a little bit of money.
Step 6: That’s it! We’ll take care of the rest and send you a confirmation email when your bag of dicks is shipped!
We’ll deliver your prank anonymously unless you want to add a custom note.
Who do you know that needs a bag of dicks in their life?
Our most popular edible prank, our gummy penis gag, is a great way to tell a friend, family member, co-worker, enemy, or anyone to "EAT A BAG OF DICKS."
It's easy; you only need to send us your victim's name, address, and a little cash. Once your order is received and processed, we'll send your target a discrete and anonymous package with two things included; A nice fat bag of juicy gummy penises and a professional-looking note telling them to "EAT A BAG OF DICKS!"
It's 100% anonymous; nothing within the package links you to the gag. All you have to do is sit back and try your best to keep from telling your victim you're the one who sent it. If you want to mess with your target's head, send them an anonymous bag of dicks once every couple of months or so. Watching their frustration grow and their waistline from eating all those candy dicks will be much more satisfying than the gag itself!
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
Why Mail a Bag of Dicks?
People have been sending dicks to each other for decades. In our younger years, we'd sketch out a penis on paper and pass it to our friends. Sometimes, with a custom title, your friend's or the teacher's name is written across it.
Once pagers and cell phones hit the scene, people began texting penises to each other. Remember these ( 8===D | <===3 | 8==> ~ ~ )? Now, smartphones and apps like Snapchat open the door for naughty pictures to be sent to each other. However, one of these pics ends up in the wrong hands, and you're standing before the man, explaining yourself.
There are only a few reasons to send someone dicks in the mail. You want to make someone special in your life laugh by sending them a funny, not-so-common gag gift. Or, someone in your life is a total dick, not even a hard-on, just a limp flaccid penis, and needs to get what they deserve. So if you want to tell that special someone to F*** OFF or just send someone a tasty treat, you'll leave the Recipient wondering who sent them.
If the eat-a-bag of dicks prank is not your style. Consider sending a confetti bomb, exploding glitter bomb, or even middle finger mail to make their day. Nothing says "Thinking of you" like being covered in glitter.
Gummy candies have been around for a long time. You can learn more about other gummy candies by visiting this site here.
So let's get this party started and send a bag of dicks right now!
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6 reviews for Eat a Bag of Dicks Mail Prank
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Disclaimer: The products on this site are meant to be gag gifts for adults. They are designed to create laughter and should not be sent with harmful intentions. Please do not place an order if you believe sending a product from this site could potentially harm someone. You are responsible for using this site for its intended purpose, as a joke.
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anonymous –
Nothing like watching him eat a bag of dicks at work.
Sam –
This was a hilarious prank on my buddy’s facial expression was priceless. The sad thing was he ate every one of them in front of the whole crew.
Annonymous –
Bought some of these for an ex-girlfriend, sure she enjoyed every one of them.
Anonymous –
Ordered this for my forman and watched him eat every one of them. Ha!
Scotty E. –
OMG, this is too funny…
Sarah C. –
I know just the dude that’s getting these for Christmas, JERK!!