Eat a Bag of Dicks Mail Prank

Our most popular edible prank, our gummy penis gag, is a great way to tell a friend, family member, co-worker, enemy, or anyone to "EAT A BAG OF DICKS."

It's easy; you only need to send us your victim's name, address, and a little cash. Once your order is received and processed, we'll send your target a discrete and anonymous package with two things included; A nice fat bag of juicy gummy penises and a professional-looking note telling them to "EAT A BAG OF DICKS!"

It's 100% anonymous; nothing within the package links you to the gag. All you have to do is sit back and try your best to keep from telling your victim you're the one who sent it. If you want to mess with your target's head, send them an anonymous bag of dicks once every couple of months or so. Watching their frustration grow and their waistline from eating all those candy dicks will be much more satisfying than the gag itself!

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

Why Mail a Bag of Dicks?

People have been sending dicks to each other for decades. In our younger years, we'd sketch out a penis on paper and pass it to our friends. Sometimes, with a custom title, your friend's or the teacher's name is written across it.

Once pagers and cell phones hit the scene, people began texting penises to each other. Remember these (  8===D  |  <===3  |   8==> ~ ~  )? Now, smartphones and apps like Snapchat open the door for naughty pictures to be sent to each other. However, one of these pics ends up in the wrong hands, and you're standing before the man, explaining yourself.

There are only a few reasons to send someone dicks in the mail. You want to make someone special in your life laugh by sending them a funny, not-so-common gag gift. Or, someone in your life is a total dick, not even a hard-on, just a limp flaccid penis, and needs to get what they deserve. So if you want to tell that special someone to F*** OFF or just send someone a tasty treat, you'll leave the Recipient wondering who sent them.

If the eat-a-bag of dicks prank is not your style. Consider sending a confetti bomb, exploding glitter bomb, or even middle finger mail to make their day. Nothing says "Thinking of you" like being covered in glitter.

Gummy candies have been around for a long time. You can learn more about other gummy candies by visiting this site here.

So let's get this party started and send a bag of dicks right now!

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