Bad Parking Cards

Bad Parking Cards

We have all encountered someone who doesn't know how to park their car. Either they're not between the lines or have taken up two or more spots. There is also the occasional idiot who likes to park too close, so you must get a can opener to get your car out.

Bad parking hurts one's head, and one's hair turns white! These adorable little cards can help remind rude drivers that other people who have to park their vehicles would value more consideration. They add a positive note to what would otherwise be an awkward situation and are a great outlet. Nobody should be driving without them!

Make everyone jealous of your gift-giving abilities:

• For Yourself
• Birthday Gift
• Stocking Stuffer
• White Elephant Gift
• Co-Workers
• Family Members
• New Drivers
• The Guy or Girl That Has Everything

Bad Parking Card Description

Front:
SIR or MA'AM
YOU SUCK AT PARKING
"THUMBS DOWN GRAPHIC"
SERIOUSLY...
EVEN A FIVE-YEAR-OLD KNOWS HOW TO STAY BETWEEN THE LINES
LEARN TO PARK OR TAKE AN UBER NEXT TIME

Back:
MAYBE IF YOU PRACTICE COLORING THIS...
"DONKEY COLORING GRAPHIC"
IT WILL HELP YOU STAY BETWEEN THE LINES.

Business Car Dimensions

Size: 2" x 3.5"
Paper: 14 pt.
Color: Full-Color Front, Grayscale Back

Benefits of Our Bad Parking Business Cards

• INNOCENT REVENGE - They are a lighthearted approach to retaliate against individuals who park like idiots. With these prank cards, you can tell them precisely what's on your mind.
• EDUCATIONAL - Since they park like children, they need schooling! The card catches the parker's attention with a professional notification on the front. The back has a jack*** so they can practice coloring to help them stay within the lines.
• FEELINGS - It will make you feel good knowing you did your civic for other drivers by taking down another person who doesn't know how to park.

How to use Bad Parking Business Cards

Nothing is more aggravating and enrage-inducing than looking for the perfect parking spot only to discover that another imbecile has taken up the space like a total idiot. Maybe they parked outside the lines, or they took up many places for no reason, but either way, it's utterly unacceptable, and you need to speak out!

Terrible parkers act like the world revolves around them, frequently inspiring their fellow drivers to destroy their lights, flatten their tires, or etch a few kind words into their vehicles with a key. At the very least, place a threatening letter on their windshield.

This terrible parking epidemic has reached enormous proportions across the United States, so we provide the bad parking card.

When you run across one of these stupid parkers, you now have a weapon to educate these individuals. There's no need to raise your blood pressure or cause harm to their property; slide one of our lousy parking business cards between the driver's side windshield and the weatherstripping and be on your way.

There are no guarantees the idiot parker will learn anything, but they will realize they are a being, a pimple on the butt of society.

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